Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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