goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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