Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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