She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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