This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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