just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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