Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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