whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
only if we run a train.
done.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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