as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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