Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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