So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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