Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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