I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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