I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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