I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
