What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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