He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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