i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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