I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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