Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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