Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
