i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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