I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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