We should be called the Road Head Warriors
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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