well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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