The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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