Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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