I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
