I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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