I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
