He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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