He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm going to jail i love you
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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