I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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