I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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