White coat. Heels.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize