lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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