Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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