champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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