I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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