you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
