Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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