Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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