everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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