Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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