just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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