So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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