do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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