I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You should frame my arrest warrant.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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