Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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