When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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