i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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